Me: You should be more whipped so I can make you move somewhere against your will.Obviously, we are two very mature individuals to be going on three years of a long distance relationship.
Jordan: In order to be pussy-whipped, you have to care a lot more about sex than I do.
Me: *whine* I care about sex!
Jordan: You're dick-whipped!
Me: I'M SUPPOSED TO HAVE THE POWER IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
Also, I'm now in like-like with the phrase "dick-whipped." Almost as good as vagina-o's.