So, My Boyfriend Won't Move to Arizona With Me

Me: You should be more whipped so I can make you move somewhere against your will.

Jordan: In order to be pussy-whipped, you have to care a lot more about sex than I do.

Me: *whine* I care about sex!

Jordan: You're dick-whipped!

Me: I'M SUPPOSED TO HAVE THE POWER IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.

Obviously, we are two very mature individuals to be going on three years of a long distance relationship.

Also, I'm now in like-like with the phrase "dick-whipped." Almost as good as vagina-o's.